"Hey, would you be interested in hanging out and getting hammered sometime?"
No, thank you.
Gentlemen please, hear me when I say, ^^^that^^^ is the perfect example of how NOT to come on to a girl.
I don't expect total chivalry or anything, but class and integrity are nice.
Not to mention, that is the LEAST interesting thing a person could ask me to do.
Like, the idea of getting hammered with a weird old myspace stalker that I've never met has absolutely no appeal...I simply have no desire or motivation to do that.
I'd rather sleep.
Or hunt for buried treasure.
Or dye my hair.
Or...*anything*.
Or nothing.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. People are such lameasses.
:)
P.S. The guy just told me it was my loss.
Hahahahaha times ten billion. No words can express this amusement.
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